Issue #0

[boostedfailure]

[Rolling over Michael comes face to face with some odd woman, not unattractive, but kind of not what he was expecting, pondering he hops up and looks around, then panics and runs out of the room]

Action 1 1489 Kramden Road

"SKEETS?  WHERE ARE YOU?  WHERE ARE MY PANTS?  DAMN IT!  YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LET ME DRINK THAT MUCH?"

[Michael stomps about the house finally getting dressed in ordinary clothes but looking embarrassed]

"SKEETS?  THIS ISN'T FUNNY!....  Skeets?  This.....  Doesn't look like Vegas, or somewhere I'd pull something stuu....."

[He stops staring at the photos and blinks]

"Ok...  Wait...  Either I'm having a weird dream..."  [He pinches himself] "Or I got kidnapped in some funky...  I MADE THE BIG TIME!  Wait...  Isn't that a bad thing?"

Phone 1

"Operator, this is the famous super hero Booster Gold.  Now, I will gladly come and autograph any memorabilia you want if you can tell me just where I am or at least put me in contact with the Justice League.  Or the Justice Society.  Or really any major super hero group and or their publicist.  Or Skeets...  Where is he?  He probably knows where my suit is...  Anyways!  Just uh..  Please hurry!  I'm borrowing some clothes and this place is kinda creepy."

Action 2  Around town

[After being creeped out by drone wife for a bit Booster needed to get out, armed with nothing more than his confusion, stupid grin and lost expression he went out into the streets of Mayfield]

"Man, whenever this happens to Batman or Superman people respond a heck of a lot quicker...."

Comments

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

Trust me, I've tried and this place simply does not adhere to conventional logic.

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

"Is this done by that Myxlpluh.. something.. Guy?"

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

Believe me, I suspected those damned 5th Dimensional Imps had a hand in this as well.

Unfortunately, nothing so far is conclusive.

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

"Well... I mean you're Earth's biggest brain, so you've got a plan. Right? Totally got a plan!"

[Stupid grin and point]

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

I'm working on it.

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

"And here I was worried! Well, its not like you have all the cool stuff you had at LexCorp I guess, but still. Still... A lot of the Gotham weirdos here."

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it.

But in due time I will escape, rest assured.

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

"Oh, trust me, I believe you. I mean, history backs you up and all."

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

Of course.

Though I am also seeking any and all allies to assist me.

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

"Well, I mean, we may not have always been the best of pal's in the past, but... Hey, getting home is important, I had this project I was workin on so... Yeah..."

[greatestmanll40.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

I have matters to attend to myself...

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

"Well! Nice talking to you. I'm still going to be looking this place over. Maybe Skeets is around here somewhere."