Issue #0

[boostedfailure]

[Rolling over Michael comes face to face with some odd woman, not unattractive, but kind of not what he was expecting, pondering he hops up and looks around, then panics and runs out of the room]

Action 1 1489 Kramden Road

"SKEETS?  WHERE ARE YOU?  WHERE ARE MY PANTS?  DAMN IT!  YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LET ME DRINK THAT MUCH?"

[Michael stomps about the house finally getting dressed in ordinary clothes but looking embarrassed]

"SKEETS?  THIS ISN'T FUNNY!....  Skeets?  This.....  Doesn't look like Vegas, or somewhere I'd pull something stuu....."

[He stops staring at the photos and blinks]

"Ok...  Wait...  Either I'm having a weird dream..."  [He pinches himself] "Or I got kidnapped in some funky...  I MADE THE BIG TIME!  Wait...  Isn't that a bad thing?"

Phone 1

"Operator, this is the famous super hero Booster Gold.  Now, I will gladly come and autograph any memorabilia you want if you can tell me just where I am or at least put me in contact with the Justice League.  Or the Justice Society.  Or really any major super hero group and or their publicist.  Or Skeets...  Where is he?  He probably knows where my suit is...  Anyways!  Just uh..  Please hurry!  I'm borrowing some clothes and this place is kinda creepy."

Action 2  Around town

[After being creeped out by drone wife for a bit Booster needed to get out, armed with nothing more than his confusion, stupid grin and lost expression he went out into the streets of Mayfield]

"Man, whenever this happens to Batman or Superman people respond a heck of a lot quicker...."

Comments

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

Mayfield, America. And the name is... uh, Pamela. I'm new in this city myself.

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

"Pamela.. Nice to meet you! So are you the operator?"

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

Hardly. I'm just a florist... I'm sorry, I didn't quite catch your name.

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

"Booster Gold. Its the name a pretty sounding thing like you is going to see ALL over the papers here! That's for sure!"

[poisonivyforyou.livejournal.com]

...Of course. Nice to meet you, Booster.

[SHE GUESSES. The name doesn't ring a bell though, she guesses they hadn't met on her world yet.]

And welcome to the city.

[boostedfailure.livejournal.com]

"And if your flower shop needs any endorsements, you just ask old Booster!"

[He grins and there is a lens flare off his teeth, you can't see it, but that aura of idiot is all encompassing]