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boostedfailure ([personal profile] boostedfailure) wrote2011-04-08 02:59 pm

Issue #0

[Rolling over Michael comes face to face with some odd woman, not unattractive, but kind of not what he was expecting, pondering he hops up and looks around, then panics and runs out of the room]

Action 1 1489 Kramden Road

"SKEETS?  WHERE ARE YOU?  WHERE ARE MY PANTS?  DAMN IT!  YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO LET ME DRINK THAT MUCH?"

[Michael stomps about the house finally getting dressed in ordinary clothes but looking embarrassed]

"SKEETS?  THIS ISN'T FUNNY!....  Skeets?  This.....  Doesn't look like Vegas, or somewhere I'd pull something stuu....."

[He stops staring at the photos and blinks]

"Ok...  Wait...  Either I'm having a weird dream..."  [He pinches himself] "Or I got kidnapped in some funky...  I MADE THE BIG TIME!  Wait...  Isn't that a bad thing?"

Phone 1

"Operator, this is the famous super hero Booster Gold.  Now, I will gladly come and autograph any memorabilia you want if you can tell me just where I am or at least put me in contact with the Justice League.  Or the Justice Society.  Or really any major super hero group and or their publicist.  Or Skeets...  Where is he?  He probably knows where my suit is...  Anyways!  Just uh..  Please hurry!  I'm borrowing some clothes and this place is kinda creepy."

Action 2  Around town

[After being creeped out by drone wife for a bit Booster needed to get out, armed with nothing more than his confusion, stupid grin and lost expression he went out into the streets of Mayfield]

"Man, whenever this happens to Batman or Superman people respond a heck of a lot quicker...."

Action 2

[identity profile] greatestmanll40.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Lex spots Booster and approaches.]

Booster?

So it seems Mayfield is willing to grab just about any cape these days.

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[That voice... Ohcrapohcrapohcrap! He slowly turns and scratches the back of his head]

"Er... Hey Mr. Luthor. You know I haven't worn a cape since like the 80's. There was that incident."

[identity profile] greatestmanll40.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course.

Either way, welcome to this forsaken rock called Mayfield.

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"So yeah, a lot of people have said that but haven't really told me what Mayfield is. Some sort of alternate dimension prison thing or something. Who all else is here?"

[identity profile] greatestmanll40.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
From what I've been able to gather, it's some sort of dimension or plane completely controlled by our captors... of whom we believe are led by a being called Lucy.

From our ow world I've noted Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Bruce Wayne, Miss Martian... among a few others...

I don't suppose you have that time/space device still?

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
"All my stuff is missing. And I gave up that suit after that last incident. It chafed in all the wrong spots and people kept thinking I was Kryptonian for some reason."

[identity profile] greatestmanll40.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I was joking of course.

They could potentially allow you to regain that item, but, doubtful. Though it is surprising the things they'll let you take back.

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Really... I'd just be happy with my usual suit and Skeets. Besides! Most of the escape planning is usually done by the brains and stuff."

[identity profile] greatestmanll40.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me, I've tried and this place simply does not adhere to conventional logic.

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Is this done by that Myxlpluh.. something.. Guy?"

[identity profile] greatestmanll40.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Believe me, I suspected those damned 5th Dimensional Imps had a hand in this as well.

Unfortunately, nothing so far is conclusive.

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well... I mean you're Earth's biggest brain, so you've got a plan. Right? Totally got a plan!"

[Stupid grin and point]

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"And here I was worried! Well, its not like you have all the cool stuff you had at LexCorp I guess, but still. Still... A lot of the Gotham weirdos here."

[identity profile] greatestmanll40.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it.

But in due time I will escape, rest assured.

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, trust me, I believe you. I mean, history backs you up and all."

[identity profile] greatestmanll40.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course.

Though I am also seeking any and all allies to assist me.

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, I mean, we may not have always been the best of pal's in the past, but... Hey, getting home is important, I had this project I was workin on so... Yeah..."

[identity profile] greatestmanll40.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed.

I have matters to attend to myself...

[identity profile] boostedfailure.livejournal.com 2011-04-09 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well! Nice talking to you. I'm still going to be looking this place over. Maybe Skeets is around here somewhere."